M. Anderson

Dirty Old Lady!

In Foolishness on July 10, 2008 at 1:54 am

 

So, I’ve exhausted all my other options. The bathroom is just too filthy, the other one is locked. I decide to “relieve” myself in nature. So I find a private area and turn the faucet on. I had been holding it for a while, so with my eyes closed I was beginning to feel like I could breathe again. I open my eyes and to my surprise this woman is just standing over to the side staring at me.

Two options: (1) Cease & Retreat (2) Keep Going & Ignore. Unfortunately I could do neither so I continued to ”flow”, and stared back at her. Do you know this lady did not waiver in her stares? She did not take her eyes off of me, nor go away. In fact until the awkwardness of me “finishing” she just continued to look at me as if I had invited her to watch. 

My “feel goodness” was gone, replaced with a dirty sensation. Was she overly impressed by my dexterity? Did she like what I was holding? Was she outraged that I was standing there “shooting the breeze” literally that she couldn’t take her eyes off me. Either way, she should have found her manners somewhere and gave me some privacy.  Dirty old lady!

  1. ……..that’s funny; good laugh.

    I always feel awkward when I see a guy do that in public—behind a bush, trees, buildings etc.; I understand the urgency of the matter, and I’m not quite sure why she decided to starej; maybe you should have asked her. One thing is for sure; situations like these are defiantly more convenient for you guys.

  2. What’s the big deal? We all use the bathroom! The restrooms weren’t available to use and I had to go. Because she had a staring problem, I’m suppose to ask her why she’s watching me pee? Who watches other people pee? Other than to fetish type folks, it’s not sexy at all.

    She just stood there and watched me, then walked off as if nothing had happened. There was no disgust, confusion, or enjoyment on her face. Just a blank stare that could have meant anything. It totally boggled my mind, and now I will look both ways before peeing in public again.

  3. In modern day America, to see a guy just go in public is awkward, period. I think most people would agree who live in modern America, and I’m not saying you should have urinated in your pants as you had no where else suitable to go, neither am I scorning you for dong what you did (it’s your prerogative) —just stating that it’s awkward because it is in modern day America.

    It was obviously rude on her part to stare; I thought you’d catch the sarcasm in my remark about asking the woman anything;
    Thinking more about it…just made me think of the fact that, since you are not in a private, closed door area, you are acutally subjecting yourself to other people’s stares because, basically, you’re in their space too (like changing your cloths in public and expecting no one to look, maybe even stare)—even though staring is rude. I didn’t really want to get that deep into it but…….
    Overall, I actually found the post quite humorous.

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