This is in no way a dig at Ne-Yo, he’s a cool dude. In fact I’ve told him this very same thing a million times: ”Why all the women anthems dude?”. Why are you uniting the women against us, man? I mean first, he’s Got Beyonce kicking dudes to the left. Then Rhianna, telling dudes to keep “Ackin, Sorry you got caught”. Now, dude is on his own album talking about he likes, “When women got their own..” Knowing good and darn well 95% of the women singing along to that song, do not.
Wants some evidence of Snitchin’/Hating?:
Exhibit A: His string of Hater songs: Irreplaceable, Unfaithful, Take A Bow, Single, Ms. Independent (yes it’s a hater song!)
Why do women need HIM to tell them what they should do? It’s like the “Magic Revealed” guy on TV with the mask. He knows that if David Copperfield, Chris Angel, or David Blane found out who he was they’d kick the “magic” out of him. Stop before you tell them ”why we do/act/say stupid things”, you’re slowly giving them weapons of male destruction (WMD) the tools to completely make us do whatever they want. You don’t see Keri Hilson telling us “secrets”.
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Exhibit B: ”If you came here by yourself tonight…cause he wouldn’t pick up the phone. He was suppose to bring you here tonight, couldn’t find him so you came alone. It don’t matter cause you’re here now, and the music you’re enjoying. So for the next couple minutes, baby I’ll be your boyfriend…”
Now he don’t know what that dude was doing. He could be on the side of the road, dead, missing (aint the same thing, you can be missing and not dead), at the hospital, church, etc..but it don’t matter, he wouldn’t pick up the phone. So she got ready and still brought her “Non-Single” self out to the club, but your steady saying, “Pretty mama, are you single?”. We’ve already established at the beginning she wasn’t. You can steal a man’s girl, just not by filling her head up about HIS whereabouts. Player Code baby…you must have forget. As Diddy would say, that’s a bit of Bitchassness!
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Exhibit C: He recently went on record saying, “Omarion & Trey Songs grew up because they cut their cornrows”. He said Ludacris also realized that you can’t rock a 3 piece suit with cornrows. Year of the Gentleman.
You already know what I’m going to say right? How many times have you seen Ne-Yo’s scalp? Dude will wear a hat into church, weddings, swimming, bath tub etc. Before you talk about other’s fashion faux pas, practice what you preach. We all got over LL Cool J’s odd shaped head, we can learn to get used to yours.
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Exhibit D: The Official “Milli” Remix
Who likes when a cat who sings all of a sudden starts rapping about how rich he is? Nuff said.
